Quotes

And then, one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in & doing whatever we wanted in a clean house.  So we had kids.

I wish I was as brave as my kid who just ate zero bites of dinner and asks for a snack 6 minutes later.

Be kind to everyone.  You never know who lost a battle with a three year old today.

Three things in life are certain:  Death, taxes, & a small child who will have to pee the second you get somewhere with no bathroom.

Alexa, change that diaper.