Quotes
Wiping Butts

Sorry, I would love to chat but my toddler is calling for me to wipe their butt,
Missing Socks

I'm convinced that every time a sock goes missing it comes back as an extra Tupperware lid.
It's All Messy

It's all messy. My hair. The kids. The house. My life.
Proud Parent

Proud parent of an awesome kids who is an asshole sometimes.
Moms Be Like

Moms be like, "All we need is a spa day and 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep in a hotel king size bed." It's me. I'm moms.