Quotes
Stalkers
Toddlers are just stalkers who live with you.
Inspirational Quotes
I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
Summer Vacations
Summer vacations would be a lot more relaxing if these kids vacationed elsewhere.
Fastest Land Mammal
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth.
Sleep Like A Baby
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.